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An Energy Drink : And The Subtlety of Shock

by Dave Esposito

Nestled in the peaceful confines of terrains of bliss, tranquility and relaxation, Germans are abruptly being woken up, jolted and surprised by a most disturbing creature, place of origin unknown.

Take the family who had packed their suitcases, coolers brimming with lager and two, growing kids, both boys, about twelve or thirteen years old, who decided to escape from the rustle and bustle for a 2 day road trip. All scenarios played out with the usual expectations as they had numerous times before when they took the same journey, seeking fresh air, rolling landscapes and anywhere a cell phone couldn't reach them.

All things seemed just as it should be. Their vintage automobile pushed into each corner of a climbing hill, screeching the tires every now and then. The boys were soundly asleep with visions of who knows what, but since one developed some drool dripping from a corner of his mouth, one might guess his thoughts were of enjoyment and pleasure not yet experienced.

Ellen, the mom, too was in a deep slumber, perhaps caused by the thick buzzing of the car engine surging itself up yet another car-eating hill.

It is only thanks to the evidently, hidden camera, ironically positioned just so to capture what was to unfold. Maybe, a fluke being the same time Kfee energy drink was being introduced to the country. What was clearly meant to be a commercial representing a tranquil setting was unfortunately thrust into the soon to be legendary scary German energy drink commercial , maybe 180 degrees in the opposite direction of all plans, rehearsals, and run-throughs.

Not a single soul could have planned it, and unless there was video proof, the good people of Germany may not be panically pacing, laying awake and up at all hours completely perplexed and flabbergasted by what was filmed. Although there is photographic evidence, to date, German authorities have kept mum about what happened that day. Maybe to purposely keep it under the rug, or pretend it never happened, but one thing is for certain, Germany will not ever be the same again. The invasion has begun.

An admittedly wired fellow, Dave is the dude who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every energy drinks pass his lips. Of course, you're welcome to come along, while the adventures continue.

Published December 9th, 2007

Filed in Health, Teen