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Energy Drinks : And Germany's Invasion

by Thor Daniels

Nestled in the quiet confines of landscapes of bliss, calm and relaxation, Germans are abruptly being awakened, jolted and surprised by a most disturbing creature, origins unknown.

Take the family who had packed their suitcases, trunks topped with vodka and two, growing kids, both boys, about sixteen and seventeen years of age, who decided to escape from the rustle and bustle for a two day road trip. All scenarios played out with the regular expectations as they had numerous times before when they took the same journey, in pursuit of fresh air, rolling landscapes and anywhere a phone could not get to them.

Everything looked perfectly normal. Their vintage automobile pressed into the corners of a daunting hillside, screeching the tires once in a while. The teens were soundly asleep with dreams of who knows what, but since one developed some spittle dripping from a corner of his mouth, one might guess his thoughts were of conquests and pleasures not yet experienced.

Ellen, the mom, also was in a deep slumber, perhaps caused by the jarring white noise of the engine of the car heaving itself up yet another car-eating hill.

We should all be counting our lucky stars there was an inconspicuously placed camera, ironically positioned just so to capture what no one in their right mind could have predicted. Maybe, a fluke being the same time K-fee energy drink was to be introduced to the general public. What was clearly meant to be a commercial representing a peaceful setting was unfortunately thrust into the soon to be legendary scary German energy drink commercial , maybe 180 degrees in the opposite direction of all original intentions.

No one could have predicted it, and unless there was a video camera at a distance to capture the bigger picture, citizens of Germany may not be pacing frantically, laying awake and up at all hours completely baffled and flabbergasted by what was recorded. Despite having photographic proof, to date, German authorities have kept quiet about what happened that day. Maybe to purposely keep it under the rug, or pretend it never was captured on film, but one thing is for certain, Germany will not ever be the same again. The invasion is starting.

Known as a man to permanently buzz with curiosity and intrigue, Dave is the dude who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every time an energy drink is pressed to his lips. Of course, others are welcome to come along, while the fun continue.

Published December 9th, 2007

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